...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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