On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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