I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
