You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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