I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
