Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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