so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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