I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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