It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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