i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
50% drunk capacity currently
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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