glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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