Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
