so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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