Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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