i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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