Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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