I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
