nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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