Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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