How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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