Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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