Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
where are my eyebrows?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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