quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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