And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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