how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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