I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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