I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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