I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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