There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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