Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
All I want is dick and wine.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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