why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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