He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My vagina is officially offended.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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