it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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