can u get pink eye on your cock?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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