He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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