it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
