I don't think brook has ever known best
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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