I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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