I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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