At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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