Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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