Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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