My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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