is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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