his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
