i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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