He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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