So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
