im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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