Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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