KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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