i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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