ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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