before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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