BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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